one time we got a new kid in fifth grade and he walks right in and sticks his hand under the stapler and staples his hand and just looks at the teacher and goes “I’m going to the nurse” and leaves
Fuck yeah to the kids who feel like they’re dying inside but still gather up the strength to roll out of bed, get dressed, and leave the house. You are strong and beautiful and worth so much more than you know.
friend: i’m getting mcdonalds you want anything?
me: i don’t have money
friend: it’s all good, i’ll pay
unexpected pregnancy is actually so weird like you can accidentally make a person
I JUST SPAT OUT MY WATER
So I accidentally said, “my crotch has a hole in it.” Instead of “my pants have a hole in them.” And this guy looked me dead in the eyes and whispered
"It’s called a vagina."
dangerous and risky in nature
"text me when you get home so i know you’re safe" kinda people are the people i wanna be around
I think somebody asked for Danny Phantom fanarts a while back 8’)
I’m still messing with color palettes
how do i achieve immortality and perfect eyebrows
what if disney channel had a throwback week and all the old shows and movies were on it
I could study for the Mandarin exam tomorrow, or I could plan a coord to wear to it.
Now might not be the best time to talk to me about priorities.
加油 加油 x_x)
I’ll take them with me to go on a journey.
*snapchats and texts the same person at the same time*